Ask Me Anything

If it’s not about oral care you will get roasted.

  • Dear Tiny Dentist: I’m struggling to find a question worthy of your time. Full disclosure, I’m a dentist too and just want to be able to tell my colleagues we “chatted”. Can you give a shout out to South Dakota. - Christopher Hart

    Dear Dr. Hart: Thank you for respecting my time. In exchange for that, feel free to tell your hack colleagues that we “chatted”. Full disclosure, South Dakota sucks, you know it, I know it and the whole world knows it. - Tiny D

  • Dear Tiny D: I have a serious question. How do you get to work at Made By Dentists? Do you have a full size car or a tiny miniature car like Stuart Little had in that movie? If it’s a full size car, do you ever think about attaching cute little tiny baskets to the steering wheel so you can ride it like a Ferris Wheel? - Bryan Wiertzema / Waco, TX

    Dear Bryan: I drive a brand new, full size blacked out Range Rover. Mr. Bryan with a “Y”. Your parents were so creative. You’re not just one of those run of the mill Brian’s with an “I”, you’re special. :) - Tiny D

  • Dear Tiny Dentist: Are you single? If so, when you go on Hinge dates, does the person you’re meeting feel catfished when they see how tiny you are? - Erin Boshart / Melbourne, FL

    Dear Ms. Boshart: I do not discuss my dating life, but I live in a big ass house on a premium cul-de-sac lot with full community pool and rec center access, within walking distance to Trader Joes and Dave and Busters. Any questions? - Tiny D

  • Dear Dr. Tiny: Would you be willing to sit in an empty tea cup and act like you’re on that spinning ride at Disneyland? My husband and I would love that. Thank you! - Donna & Howard Vaughn / Fresno, CA

    Dear Mr. & Mrs. Vaughn: Would you be willing to stop emailing me? I’d love that. Thank you! - Tiny D

  • Dear Dr. Tiny: When you get up in the winter and have your morning coffee, do you ever want to get in it, you know, like a hot tub? - Michael LaCerra / Stuart, Florida

    Dear Mr. LaCerra: No, I do not. I have an in ground, quad pump, eight jet jacuzzi the size of your entire house. - Tiny D

  • Dear Dr. T: My regular dentist said I need a root canal and I’m very nervous. Here’s my question, when you do surgery on patients, do they need laughing gas or do your tiny little mitten hands tickling their teeth make them giggle the whole time? - Brock Simple / Leucadia, CA

    Dr. Mr. Simple: I think people’s last names tell a lot about a person’s intelligence. - Tiny D

  • Dear Tiny Dentist: What brand and shade of lip gloss are you wearing and where did you get it? It’s FAB! - Devon Schorr / Laguna Beach, CA

    Dear Devon: I’m a respected dentist. I do not wear lip gloss. But if I ever did it would be Kylie Gloss Drip available at Ulta. - Tiny D

  • Dear TD: When you go camping do you ever use one of those little tiny white marshmallows for a pillow? - Jeremy Shires / Newark, NJ

    Dear Mr. Shires: I do not camp, I have lots of money. - Tiny D

  • Dear TD: When you play miniature golf, do you just call it golf? – Dan Cooper / Columbus, OH

    Dear Mr. Cooper: I golf at my luxurious country club three times a week while you’re sitting in your cubicle, staring at your computer. - Tiny D

  • Dear TD: How does it feel to always be the last one to know when it starts raining? - Janice B / Omaha, NE

    Dear Janice: I know what the B stands for. - Tiny D

  • Dear Doctor T: I’m 8 years old and lost my tooth today which brought up a question. When you were “little-er” and lost a tooth did you put it under your tiny pillow in your tiny doll house bed and if so, did the tooth fairy give you real money or tiny plastic money? - Ethan Miller / Chicago, IL

    Dear Ethan: The tooth fairy is not real. It’s your parents. - Tiny D

  • Dear Tiny Dentist: Why are you so adorable? - Frances McDonald / Charlotte, NC USA

    "Dear Mrs. McDonald: I am a Harvard graduate and board certified dentist and do not answer personal questions." - Tiny D

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